Dear Margaret, June 2008Dear Margaret,
A funny thing happened on my walk to work the other day.
We’d had a terrible storm on the previous evening, with tumultuous rain and accompanying cacophonous thunder. Thankfully I had experienced little discomfort to my person from the unseasonal conditions but the effects of the tempest had left my pathway strewn with debris, blown from now stripped vegetation.
My immediate concern was for the diminutive but not insignificant fauna which populate my regular course. As I scanned the undergrowth for signs of injured and incapacitated wildlife I slipped on the wet lawn, tripped over a fallen log and landed on my derrière.
Amongst all the chaos I had failed to notice that my left stocking had slipped and was now encircling my ankle. It appeared at first glance that my garter had failed and was no longer in support of my sock. Thankfully however I was prepared with my Continuous Garter Protection. I was simply able to roll back my stocking to the point of failure and restore my clothing to its former condition.
Imagine the embarrassment of arriving to work with my stocking trailing around my ankle!
Yours truly,
Ms E Stream
Dear E Stream,
Sounds like you’re onto something with Continuous Garter Protection. The roll back function could be very useful in the event of a failure. I presume that you are using some form of garter replication to provide redundancy for your garter.
I’m hearing echoes of an IT solution that provides very similar features!
Thanks for your story!
Margaret
